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teddy bears   3/12/2003

An attractive woman is sitting in a bar when she sees a man she just has to meet. She signals the waitress and buys him a beer. The man joins her and they start talking. One thing leads to anoth


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understanding women   3/11/2003

A man is shipwrecked on a desert island, and walks the beach every morining to see is anything useful has washed up. One morning he finds a lamp. He figures what the hell, and sure enough, when h


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worms   3/11/2003

Little Tommy was playing with an earthworm in the back of his grandparents' house. Grandpa comes out and watches him for a while. Then he says, "Tommy, I bet ya five dollars you can't get that wo


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two drunks   3/9/2003

two drunks are sitting outside of a bar without the price of a drink between them. one has an idea..."lets get a hotdog, i will put it down my pants, and when the bartender tells us the price, you


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taxidermist   2/24/2003

There was a taxidermist who was the only survivor of a plane crash in the midddle of the Australian outback. He wandered for days, with no food or water to sustain him. Finally, by chance, he cam


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